9.Dec.2009 at 9 | admin
Toilet Jewelry: Cute or Wank?
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. (Oscar Wilde)
That would be funny if it weren’t true… in some cases. And today’s fashion phenomenon is the best one to prove that: toilet jewelry!
Looking at these items we are left with only one single hope: that this jewelry is NOT the proof of yet another fashion quote: “We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.” ( Johann Wolfgang von Goethe)
Toilet Ring
Here is a whole set of thematic bathroom jewelry. The toilet ring is the one furthest to the right:


Toilet Earrings
Actually, these could look cute except for the fact that it’s toilet paper. And, what’s more, these earrings look like they take considerable time and effort to create:




Toilet Paper Necklace
Looks like a good match to the earrings we saw above:

Roses look tender:





So, your verdict? Cute or not?
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I’m sorry but without fuzzy toilet seat covers on the potty’s I’m just not interested…..
I’d wear it. It’s cool and would get attention
Nice ornament like every woman and beautiful girl
Yes, I’d like a little fake piddle running down the side. Without it, they’re just toilets.
I’m sorry but the toilet ones are absolutely retarded. The toilet paper ones are cute… maybe… but seriously guys… toilets? The things you crap on? On your ears??? Thanks, but no thanks.
Wanky.